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38% of Florida voters think Ted Cruz could be the Zodiac Killer
In Florida, PPP found that 10% of voters believed Cruz to be the famous serial killer while 28% of voters were “not sure.” Taken as a whole, that’s nearly 4 in 10 Floridians who were at least open to the possibility. (Sadly, there’s some pretty hard evidence against Cruz being the Zodiac.)
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- Seto Kaiba: *becomes president*
- first and foremost my main priority is that the White House will be renamed to BLUE EYES WHITE HOUSE
How To Get A Job Fast As Hell
- Apply to a job, wait (1) day, then call. Give them your first and last name. Tell them you submitted an application and that you’re very motivated to find [Enter field name] work. Let the conversation lead you wherever it takes. Be very polite. Say” thank you for your time, I’ll be looking forward to hearing back from you.” Rinse, repeat. This is to force them to be looking out for your application.
- When you get to the interview, shake their hand firmly, tell them your first and last name.
- Describe your experiences as “ two years transcription and data entry” if you have a desk job interview and “ [however many years] costumer service, retail and stock” for your retail jobs.
- Don’t use job “ buzz words” I stg they hear them all day. Say things like, “ I’m detail oriented and am very good at taking instruction.” “ I would like to work for a company with integrity and I feel that [ company name] would be a good fit”
- When they ask you if you have “reliable transportation” say YES. don’t tell them what kind of transportation, just say yes. (if you don’t do this, you wont get the job , I’m telling you right now).
- Research the company. Know what they do, why they do it, how OLD the company is. WHERE it was founded, and what kind of position you’re intending to apply for.
- When they ask you “ give us a situation where you had to blah blah blah” Make one the fuck up. Make yourself sound good as hell, and like you put your company’s needs slightly above the customer’s needs, but make the customer happy.
- If they ask you about being outgoing, Say you “like to focus on your work so you can concentrate on doing things right” (which buys you out of having to act friendly all the time)
Questions for after the interview:
1. Does this position offer upward mobility?
2. Do you enjoy working for the company? (if you’re not interviewing for a temp agency who will send you anywhere)
- Then, shake their hand, Ask them to repeat their name (REMEMBER THIS) say thank you for your time, wish them a nice day and leave. write their name down outside if you have to, just remember the fuck out of it.
- AFTER your interview, send a card directed to the name of the person who interviewed you (I’ll give you them) that says “Thank you for the interview, I appreciate the opportunity. have a great day” This shows that you have an understanding of professionalism, and will have them thinking of you kindly (or at least remembering you) when they’re shuffling through the choices.
- DO NOT tell them you just moved to the city over the phone. In person, tell them you just moved to the city. Make it sound like the only reason you need a job is because you moved. Not because you’re desperate.
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The titles of each section are key words you can use to search for jobs on Snagajob.com and Simplyhired.
Data Entry:
- http://citystaffing.com/job/data-entry-specialistsmailroom-clerk/?utm_source=Indeed&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=Indeed
- https://www.roberthalf.com/officeteam/job-search/chicago-il/data-entry-clerks-needed/43517752?codes=IND
- http://www.simplyhired.com/job/data-entry-specialists-job/chicago-transit-authority/jepfivkhjk?cid=udsowkxtausyzitcfeecaeuzoxkltmbl
- https://jobs-theprivatebank.icims.com/jobs/3435/temporary—data-entry/job?mode=job&iis=SimplyHired&iisn=SimplyHired&utm_source=simplyhired&utm_medium=jobclick&mobile=false&width=792&height=500&bga=true&needsRedirect=false&jan1offset=-360&jun1offset=-300
Front Desk:
- http://localjobs.joblur.com/jobapplication2/?jobid=99957&subaffid=300006&JobType=Food%20/%20Bev%20/%20Hosp&ix=1&c1=99957
- https://jobs.ajg.com/job/-/-/109/1256110?apstr=%26src%3DJB-10280
- https://pepper.hiretouch.com/job-search/job-details?jobID=32066&job=receptionist
- http://accesscommunityhealth.hodesiq.com/jobs/default.aspx?JobID=5203566 (this one is close to the place you rented.)
- http://ihg.taleo.net/careersection/all/jobdetail.ftl?job=R113601&lang=en&media_id=24863&src=Indeed&src=JB-10920
- https://covalentcareers.com/employer/listing/86450f8517588197c9b04f5068ed4300/detail/?apply=1&ref=indeed&v=30&utm_source=indeed&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=indeed_optical
- http://www.careerbuilder.com/jobseeker/jobs/jobdetails.aspx?APath=2.21.0.0.0&job_did=JHN0KY6823WBWZX21VM&showNewJDP=yes&IPath=JRKV0F
- http://www.simplyhired.com/job/front-desk-receptionist-customer-service-sales-job/rosin-optical-co-inc/qaeoquzgdi?cid=ivdnhijkmxchdanahwfoupazcwisfnxt
- http://www.simplyhired.com/job/receptionist-front-desk-job/all-us-jobs/fonj7wmldf?cid=trhyvmfcsgjltxkjxkemyinsjveewfjp
Other jobs you don’t need a degree for that aren’t retail:
- Dental hygenist ( yeah, seriously, who knew!) They also make about 40,000 a year)
- Stenographer-Court Reporter
- Surveyer ( you need a certificate for this, but its something you can get while working a temporary job and doing this on the side. Also, they make like $55,000 a year sooooooo) https://sjobs.brassring.com/TGWEbHost/jobdetails.aspx?jobId=1406428&PartnerId=16023&SiteId=5118&codes=IND
- Real Estate Broker
- Purchasing agents, except wholesale, retail, and farm products ( basically you arrange to buy large things) they make like 60K
- Claims adjuster
- Loan Officer
- Subway driver (trains) they make like 60K,
- Duct Cleaner: http://jobview.monster.com/Duct-Cleaners-950-00-Weekly-Entry-Level-Flexible-Hours-Call-to-Apply-Job-Chicago-IL-US-161970321.aspx?intcid=re
I knew this but I’m reblogging cause someone might not know
I’m saving this.
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this was the best filler episode of all time.
the atla fillers were so good half the time i didn’t even realize they were fillers
Magic And Your Mom
Anonymous asked: Everyone thinks Zukos hot, it's the law.
HE IS THOUGH OMG, ESPECIALLY WITH THE LONGER HAIR. AH~
Thank you Hirooooooo
Lost it at “swag dragon”
Magic And Your Mom
Anonymous asked: ur full of yourself tbh
you would be too if you were beautiful and interesting
- 11 months out of the year: life is a trainwreck
- in december: life is a polar expresswreck
"Christians believe in a sovereign God who never says “Oops”. We believe that all our days … are divine strokes on the canvas of our lives by the Master Artist who certified his skill, his power, and his love in the Masterpiece of Calvary. If you doubt His skill in painting your life - look at the Calvary."
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I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately. And I think this actually puts a lot of people off of God, because it makes him seem like the MasterMind, always pulling strings behind the scenes. And, ok, you can make that analogy.
But I think it’s more like he’s the Contingency Guy. He doesn’t have A plan, he has a thousand plans. And yeah, they all will fit together eventually–but if it were just one Plan, there’d be no room for human error.
I don’t know the original language, but the verse says “All things work together for good for those who love God, and for those who are called according to His purpose.” It does not say “All things are good.” It says, paraphrased, ‘Not everything is from God, but everything can be used.’
And to me that’s a very big difference.
So no, God never says “Oops.” But that doesn’t mean the canvas is never messed up. That doesn’t mean people don’t come along and rip chunks out of it, or screw with it, or destroy it completely.
It means that, if we actually want his help, he’s always there to say “Let me help show you some techniques so that we can make this beautiful again.”
Like a teacher.
Not a master.
I know he is. But to me, there’s a difference.
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